Friday, September 25, 2009

Clown Axioms at La Mama (NY)

Clowns ex Machina is Kendall Cornell's continuation of her work with groups of female clowns. (which started as Kendall Cornell's Soon-to-Be-World-Famous Women's Clown Troupe)

Clown Axioms is a show of 12 women clowns that "create a poetic yet preposterous world" Expect some interesting takes on female stereotypes, and by extension female clown stereotypes.
Last July they did a workshop showing, and now they are doing an expanded show.

the show features a number of clowns, including:
Amanda Barron, Christine Bodwitch, Kendall Cornell, Melinda Ferraraccio, Kathie Horejsi, Emily James, Ishah Janssen-Faith, Mona Le Roy, Judi Lewis Ockler, Julie Pulmettaz, Maria Smushkovich, and Virginia Venk.

where: The CLUB at La MaMa ETC 74 A east 4th St. (between Bowery and 2nd Avenue)
cost: Tickets $15 $10 student tickets with valid I.D.
call: Box office: 212-475-7710
when:

Friday, October 9th at 10pm
Saturday, October 10th at 10pm
Sunday, October 11th at 5.30pm
Friday, October 16th at 10 pm
Saturday, October 17th at 10pm
Sunday, October 18th at 5.30pm

Find out more: clownsexmachina.com, www.lamama.org
(and by the way, I know I'm being incredibly un p.c.-- but www.clownsexmachine.com is available.

Possibly Kendall and Co. should snatch that up before someone else does and uses it for their own nefarious purposes. Clown porn could be a big business! and works pretty contrary to the whole ClownsExMachina.com theme.)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Obit: Frank Santos, R-Rated Hypnotist, Dies

Courtesy of the Providence Journal

Comedy hypnotist Frank Santos, 60, remembered

6:20 PM Tue, Sep 22, 2009 |
Donita Naylor

SMHYPNO2MBM.JPGProvidence Journal file photo / Mary Beth Meehan
In this 1998 file photo, hypnotized 10th-grader Jacqueline Papa tells Frank Santos that her tongue is hopelessly stuck to her lower lip.


CUMBERLAND, R.I. -- Frank Santos, who billed himself as the R-rated hypnotist and always had a following, died Tuesday morning in his sleep, his son by the same name confirmed Tuesday. He was 60.

Rhode Island magician Bruce Kalver said he sold Santos his first book on hypnosis, for $2, when Kalver had a magic shop in the 80s. "Two months later he was booked at Periwinkles," Kalver said Tuesday.

It wasn't quite that quick. Santos was working at Big G Supermarkets and saw a hypnotist perform at a company party, Michael Janusonis reported in a story about the entertainer in 1990. Santos took classes in hypnotism, opened a hypnosis center in Cumberland and put together an act, which quickly packed rooms.

"We all started doing comedy at the old Periwinkle's at the old Arcade," comedian Charlie Hall said Tuesday. Although Santos had a following that jammed the club, "the genius of Frank was that he knew that he wasn't the star of the show." Audiences loved seeing their friends on stage, singing as if they were Madonna or Mick Jagger. "He got people to laugh at themselves," Hall said.

Hall said he never really believed in hypnosis before working with Santos. "But to see these body builders from Johnston coming out of the men's room wearing nothing but pantyhose made me a believer," Hall said. "I guess it worked."

Hall remembers Santos as "the sweetest guy in the world. He never had any ego," even though his "was the biggest money-making act in New England"

Comedian Frank O'Donnell also opened for Santos at Periwinkles in the 1980s and has performed with him every Friday night for the last year at Twin River's Catch a Rising Star Comedy Club. He said he's done close to 100 shows with Santos and "I've never seen the same show twice." The two Franks performed at colleges together, as recently as two Fridays ago at Tufts.

The news hit hard at Catch a Rising Star. "We're all really shaken by it," said their boss, Jim Wright, general manager for the company's five comedy clubs. "Fank spent his life bringing out the inner performer in each of us," Wright said Tuesday. "His was a singular and unique talent that touched countless lives, and we are all blessed to claim him as one of Rhode Island's favorite sons. He will be truly missed. "

Wright also said Santos was the busiest performer he's ever known, often performing an 8 p.m. show in Saugus, Mass., and "driving 80 miles an hour" to make the 10:15 show at Twin River.

For many years Santos was a regular at The Riviera in Las Vegas, where Steve Schirripa of Sopranos fame booked him two or three times a year. "Frank was a very dear friend of mine," a saddened Schirripa said Tuesday from the airport in Los Angeles. When Schirripa had book signings in Rhode Island, Santos would always come see him, and when Santos traveled to Las Vegas, Santos would bring food from Providence "and coffee syrup for my kids when they were little."

"He was very liked," Schirripa said.

Wright said he doesn't know what they'll do with Santos' regular Friday night spot, or who will perform on New Year's Eve, for which Santos was already booked. He said he's thinking about a remembrance in Santos' honor.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Silent Clowns Film Series Fall/Winter 2009 (NY)

THE SILENT CLOWNS FILM SERIES
MEETS "THESE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES" HEAD-ON...
WITH SLAPSTICK SALUTES TO
FOLKS JUST TRYING TO GET BY!

( NOTE NEW THEATER LOCATION!!)

The Silent Clowns Film Series has become the place for film buffs and families to go to see classic silent comedy films. Presenting its programs on Sunday afternoons from fall to spring the series has offered hundreds of classic film fans and young people all over the tri-state region the chance to see Chaplin, Keaton, and everyone in-between. All shows feature live piano accompaniment by Ben Model.

The Silent Clowns' Fall / Winter 2009 season tips its hats (all of them) the slapstick art of survival with five programs of classic silent comedy shorts and features helmed by the likes of: Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd, Our Gang, Ben Turpin, Charley Chase, Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle, Harry Langdon. All this culminates in a December showing of Laurel & Hardy silents where the audience will vote online for their faves to be screened.


The Silent Clowns Film Series is held at
THE ARCLIGHT THEATRE
152 WEST 71st STREET, betw B'way and Columbus)
Subway: 1, 2 or 3 W72. or C to W72
Tickets are
$10.00 all adults and $5.00 for kids and seniors.
Live piano accompaniment by Ben Model
Tickets are sold at the door. For more information visit www.silentclowns.com or call 212-712-SCFS.




THE SILENT CLOWNS FILM SERIES
2009 FALL/WINTER SCHEDULE

All programs feature live musical accompaniment by Ben Model.


Sunday, October 11 at 2pm
Comedy on the Bum
- or -
The Elegance of Indigence
Tramps (a.k.a. “Knights of the Road”) were popular comic characters on stage, in comic strips, and in early films. While Charlie Chaplin used it for his regular screen persona, most of the other big name comics spent some time cinematically "on the bum". Today’s down-and-outers include Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle in Fatty's New Role ('15), Charlie Chaplin’s Easy Street ('17), Harold Lloyd in From Hand To Mouth ('19 ), Buster Keaton’s The Goat ('21), and Fiddlesticks ('27) with Harry Langdon.

Sunday, October 25 at 2pm
Harold Lloyd in "Dr. Jack" (1922)
Remembered today as the "third genius" of silent comedy, Harold Lloyd was always first at the box office.Dr. Jack ('22), although not as well known as Grandma's Boy ('22) or The Freshman ('25), is equally funny and presents Harold as a country doctor who uses scares and thrills to help a young rich girl get rid of parasitic doctors. Also on this Halloween program is Buster Keaton surrounded by eerie goings-on inThe Haunted House ('21).

Sunday, November 8 at 2pm
Slapstick Show-Biz Part One:
Stagecraft Shenanigans
Since most of the silent film comedians came from the stage, it was only natural that they would use their theatre background and experiences for comic material. Tough company managers, over-ripe melodramas and fly-by-night theatre troupes are some of the subjects at hand today in the Thanhouser company’s The Soap Suds Star (215), Charlie Chaplin’s The Property Man ('14), The Play House ('21) with Buster Keaton, Charley Chase’s Bromo and Juliet ('26), and Lupino Lane in Drama Deluxe ('27).

Sunday, November 22 at 2pm
Slapstick Show-Biz Part Two:
Chaos on the Set
The second part of our Show-Biz programs finds our silent clowns poking fun at themselves and their style of filmmaking. Nothing could be simpler or handier (not to mention cheaper) than using their own studios as background for slapstick antics, which today gives us precious behind-the-scenes glimpses of where and how these films were made. On the bill is Everett True Breaks into the Movies ('16), Charlie Chaplin’s Behind the Screen ('16), Hey There ('18) with Harold Lloyd, Our Gang’s Dogs of War ('23), and The Daredevil ('23) starring Ben Turpin.

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Sunday, December 6 at 2pm

Laurel & Hardy: U-Pick 'Em!

*Audience Favorites*

After years of solo work, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy came together at the Hal Roach Studio in 1927.In their comedies human foibles and the frustrations of everyday life were magnified a hundred times over. Now you have the opportunity to select which of their silent shorts you’d like to see. Vote online on our website, and the four finalists will be screened at this show! Visit our website to go to the voting page.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Fettucini Brothers in China... and Blogging!

In the next couple of weeks (Sept 28-Oct. 9), the Fettucini Brothers (Mike Heidtman & Steve Langley, otherwise known as Alfresco and Alfredo) will be going to Hangzhou China to participate in the Golden Week Events there.

The Hangzhouians are crazy for American clowns, and over the last couple of years there have been lots of festivals there chockful of American clowns.

There are lots of performers going. Here's a list of them (per their blog)





Stage Performers

Seth Bloom

Christina Gelsone

Matthew Duncan

Brian Foley

Mike Richter

Keith "Bindlestiff" Nelson

Andrew Scharff

Bryan Fulton

Mike Smith

Mark Lohr

Steve Langley

Mike Heidtman

Ron Hoffman

Julie Pasqual

Josh Eldeman

Anatoly Valiev

Nadezda Andreeva


Balloon Artists

Micha de Haan

Christopher Charlot

Suzanne Harring

Todd Nuefield

Strollers/Street Performers

Lara Heidtman Smith

Brad Bodary

Michael Sabb

Irene Fong

Cheryl Schrueffer

Mitchell Yosheda

Raquel “Rocky” Giberstein

Chelsea Conklin

Aaron Watkins

Chris Shelton

Margaret Carr

Alice Farley

Rachel Ann Whitman

Sharon Livardo Du Maine

Martin Ewen

Reuben Haller

Ted Lawerence

Charalambos “Harry” Mavromichalis

Paul Michalec


Face Painters

Liz Bolick

Derrick Little

Patricia Russell


Mike & Steve will be blogging about their experiences and posting lots of photographs at the blog listed below.

Make sure to check in and follow their adventures-- I'm sure it will be a lot of fun.

Blog: http://web.mac.com/fettucinibrothers/iWeb/China%20II/Blog/Blog.html
Fettucini Brothers Website: http://www.fettucinibrothers.com/

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kill Me Loudly Opens Tomorow!

Tomorrow!

Fools on Fire presents

Kill Me Loudly: A Clown Noir

Sept 16-20, 23-25 at 8pm

Triskelion Arts, Williamsburg

118 N. 11th between Berry and Wythe, 3rd Floor

A brutal comedy about desire, betrayal and murder. Done by clowns.


KILL ME LOUDLY.

Very Good Intentions. Very Bad Clowns.

It's a nice, intimate theater,
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This just in!

After the show, go to the cast party at The Gibson on the corner of N. 11th and Bedford.

Show your program at the bar and get 2$ off drinks all night long!

L Magazine calls KML one of the

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KILL ME LOUDLY is created by the company and directed by Eric Davis (Cirque Du Soleil, Red Bastard, NYIT-award winning Bouffon Glass Menajoree). The show has been workshopped at Clemente Soto Vele and the Brick Theater's Clown Theatre Festival in 2008, and at the Celebration Barn and Amherst College's Ko Festival in 2009.

Fools On Fire makes dark, idiotic comedy for dark, idiotic times. For full show and company info visit www.foolsonfire.org

Monday, September 07, 2009

All of Seinfeld for $100!

Every once in a while Amazon comes out with a deal that is too good to resist, this is such a deal.

NOTE: This is now $140! It's still a pretty good deal, but obviously $100 is better!

Every episode of Seinfeld for $100 . While it's not clowning per se, there are great archetypes at work here, and the physical work of Michael Richards and his myriad jitters, sputters, spewers, and oh yes, can we mention his door entrances?

This is one of the funniest television shows ever, and you have the opportunity to own it all for less than $100. What are you waiting for?